Flancebdob is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, stupid fox.

Flancebdob created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Flancebdob, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flancebdob, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Flancebdob's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Flancebdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Mites are not to be trusted.

3. Never run near snakes.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Never eat green fruit.