Bamjamraw is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, caring troll.

Bamjamraw created life nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bamjamraw, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bamjamraw, she will come to you in dreams.

Bamjamraw's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Bamjamraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear magenta clothing.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Run away if four dolphins approach from the east.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a room before entering it.