Bodpigwad is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, two-faced wren.

Bodpigwad created the Andromeda Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bodpigwad, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Bodpigwad, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Bodpigwad's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bodpigwad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about amino acids.

4. Never feed figs to goats while wearing purple ear rings.

5. Do not speak about pineapples.