Dodmiftikarn is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, benevolent grasshopper.

Dodmiftikarn created humanity six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodmiftikarn, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dodmiftikarn, it will send you a sign.

Dodmiftikarn's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Dodmiftikarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dodmiftikarn.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Do not speak about lentils.

5. Do not make images of living things.