Babbamtonk is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, vain wombat.

Babbamtonk created dark matter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Babbamtonk, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Babbamtonk, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Babbamtonk's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Babbamtonk's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no snakes in a room before entering it.

2. You must love Babbamtonk.

3. Never paint your head cyan.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.