Madvan is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, vain walrus.

Madvan created the Milkyway four billion years ago.

If you believe in Madvan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Madvan, she will turn you into a frog.

Madvan's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Madvan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never go into cyan rooms.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Never think about nebulae.