Dandamleg Bopfunsid is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, weak butterfly.

Dandamleg Bopfunsid created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dandamleg Bopfunsid, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Dandamleg Bopfunsid, it will laugh at you.

Dandamleg Bopfunsid's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Dandamleg Bopfunsid's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Dandamleg Bopfunsid on top of all buildings.

2. Snails are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Dandamleg Bopfunsid loves doves, so they must be respected.