Davnatlop is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, conceited shrew.

Davnatlop created Europe four years ago.

If you believe in Davnatlop, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Davnatlop, she will turn you into a puffin.

Davnatlop's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Davnatlop's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Never eat bark.

3. You must never eat oranges.

4. Do not wear yellow clothing.

5. Never look at comets.