Tigdisslag is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, almighty fox.

Tigdisslag created vertebrates two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tigdisslag, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tigdisslag, he will turn you into a plant.

Tigdisslag's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tigdisslag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never wear orange shoes.

3. Never bounce near nematodes.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never eat oranges.