Looptiflag is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, proud beaver.

Looptiflag created a photon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Looptiflag, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Looptiflag, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Looptiflag's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Looptiflag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Looptiflag on top of all buildings.

5. Erect nine tin sculptures of Looptiflag on top of important buildings.