Lenmidyok is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic badger.

Lenmidyok created the Sombrero Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lenmidyok, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Lenmidyok, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Lenmidyok's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lenmidyok's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Lenmidyok three times a day.

2. Always obey Lenmidyok's priests.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Lenmidyok in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always pray immersed in water.