Raknuttcengatcap is a god.
She takes the form of an extremely small, grumpy
donkey.
Raknuttcengatcap created Asia four years ago.
If you believe in
Raknuttcengatcap, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Raknuttcengatcap, she will destroy your favourite solar system.
Raknuttcengatcap's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.
Raknuttcengatcap's Holy Commandments1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.
2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.
3. Never sprint in the presence of monkeys.
4. Always wear gray.
5. Never think about fluid mechanics near squirrels while wearing magenta skirts and balancing four titanium spheres on your hands.