Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, emotional centipede.

Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig, she will strike you with lightening.

Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about monkeys.

2. Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig loves otters, so they must be honoured.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Put Fenmoncenpakflapflagmig first in all things.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.