Genvonbot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, sage dolphin.

Genvonbot created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Genvonbot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Genvonbot, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Genvonbot's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Genvonbot's Holy Commandments

1. Frogs are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near nematodes while wearing turquoise trousers.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Always help eagles in need.