Pogrigfob is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, caring centaur.

Pogrigfob created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogrigfob, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pogrigfob, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pogrigfob's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Pogrigfob's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry hamsters.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Hide from red sharks for they are unholy.

4. Always wear black.

5. Always treat horses with great respect.