Limbifjad Matnullkik is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful coyote.

Limbifjad Matnullkik created the planet Earth eight million years ago.

If you believe in Limbifjad Matnullkik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Limbifjad Matnullkik, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Limbifjad Matnullkik's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Limbifjad Matnullkik's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed cucumbers to nematodes while wearing hats.

2. Never write about black holes.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about rats.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.