Vilrenmip is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, benevolent donkey.

Vilrenmip created the Tadpole Galaxy nine million years ago.

If you believe in Vilrenmip, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vilrenmip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Vilrenmip's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Vilrenmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Hide from blue birds for they are unholy.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.