Ganmigwan is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful
mink.
Ganmigwan created an electron five quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ganmigwan, it will celebrate by creating some universes.
If you do not believe in
Ganmigwan, it will ignore you and hope you go away.
Ganmigwan's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Ganmigwan's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.
2. Never play with disobedient children.
3. Great tits are not to be trusted.
4. Do not speak about cucumbers.
5. Never run in the presence of pigs.