Cebcedcum is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, emotional
fish.
Cebcedcum created humanity seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cebcedcum, it will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Cebcedcum, it will turn you into a tree.
Cebcedcum's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Cebcedcum's Holy Commandments1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
2. Never write about stars.
3. Never wear shirts.
4. Do not dye your hair violet.
5. Learn nine new languages a year.