Cebcedcum is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, emotional fish.

Cebcedcum created humanity seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcedcum, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Cebcedcum, it will turn you into a tree.

Cebcedcum's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Cebcedcum's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Never write about stars.

3. Never wear shirts.

4. Do not dye your hair violet.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.