Garnibrull is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able
horse.
Garnibrull created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Garnibrull, she will grant you three wishes.
If you do not believe in
Garnibrull, she will laugh at you.
Garnibrull's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.
Garnibrull's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.
3. You must pray to Garnibrull eight times a day.
4. You must love Garnibrull.
5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.