Garnibrull is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, able horse.

Garnibrull created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garnibrull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Garnibrull, she will laugh at you.

Garnibrull's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Garnibrull's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

3. You must pray to Garnibrull eight times a day.

4. You must love Garnibrull.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.