Naksandgod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Naksandgod created the Large Magellanic Cloud six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Naksandgod, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Naksandgod, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Naksandgod's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Naksandgod's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate capybaras.

2. Do not hurt pigs.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Fast once a month.