Parkfettarplat is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, sage
hedgehog.
Parkfettarplat created the planet Earth four million years ago.
If you believe in
Parkfettarplat, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Parkfettarplat, she will turn you into a duck.
Parkfettarplat's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.
Parkfettarplat's Holy Commandments1. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.
2. Do not make images of living things.
3. Do not hurt tortoises.
4. Learn five new languages a year.
5. Do not covet oxen.