Queegdissrull is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witty chicken.

Queegdissrull created Mount Everest nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Queegdissrull, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Queegdissrull, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Queegdissrull's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Queegdissrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not take Queegdissrull's name in vain.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not dye your hair brown.