Saddotbellhog is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, slow goose.

Saddotbellhog created the universe three million years ago.

If you believe in Saddotbellhog, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Saddotbellhog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Saddotbellhog's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Saddotbellhog's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near shrews while wearing mauve boots and balancing four silicon spheres on your legs.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Saddotbellhog.

3. You must pray to Saddotbellhog nine times a day.

4. Never wear jumpers.

5. Never mention frogs.