Pandibjig is a god.
It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful
clam.
Pandibjig created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Pandibjig, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Pandibjig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.
Pandibjig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.
Pandibjig's Holy Commandments1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.
2. Always look after injured moths.
3. Never hurt bats.
4. Never feed figs to turtles while wearing magenta hats.
5. Pandibjig loves mice, so they must be honoured.