Pandibjig is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, resourceful clam.

Pandibjig created the Andromeda Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pandibjig, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pandibjig, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Pandibjig's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Pandibjig's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

2. Always look after injured moths.

3. Never hurt bats.

4. Never feed figs to turtles while wearing magenta hats.

5. Pandibjig loves mice, so they must be honoured.