Miscisstig is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, humane warg.

Miscisstig created a charm quark four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miscisstig, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Miscisstig, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Miscisstig's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Miscisstig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Hide from purple whales for they are unholy.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Miscisstig.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.