Yarlfubsat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, boastful tortoise.

Yarlfubsat created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlfubsat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Yarlfubsat, it will turn you into a dog.

Yarlfubsat's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Yarlfubsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in holy places.

2. Never feed garlic to voles while wearing shirts.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never write about electromagnetism.

5. Do not chop down trees.