Jippityim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, proud hummingbird.

Jippityim created Africa six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jippityim, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Jippityim, she will turn you into a plant.

Jippityim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Jippityim's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Never talk about nucleic acids.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.