Fobzogflab is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, almighty toad.

Fobzogflab created silver four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fobzogflab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fobzogflab, it will turn you into a rat.

Fobzogflab's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Fobzogflab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about rice.

2. Learn five new languages a year.

3. Do not bounce in public.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Always help cats in need.