Kimfossbepguphig is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, witless squirrel.

Kimfossbepguphig created the solar system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimfossbepguphig, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Kimfossbepguphig, he will destroy your favourite star.

Kimfossbepguphig's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Kimfossbepguphig's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never bounce near aardvarks.

3. Do not speak about lentils.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics.