Bepshavwat is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, resourceful mongoose.

Bepshavwat created the Tadpole Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bepshavwat, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bepshavwat, it will turn you into a dog.

Bepshavwat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Bepshavwat's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not drink alcohol.