Bonkbestmumrawyattbogdon is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, omnipotent mole.

Bonkbestmumrawyattbogdon created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bonkbestmumrawyattbogdon, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Bonkbestmumrawyattbogdon, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Bonkbestmumrawyattbogdon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Bonkbestmumrawyattbogdon's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Snails are not to be trusted.

3. Never think about dwarf planets.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not commit murder.