Mathasdagvegcepduthub is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, astonishing armadillo.

Mathasdagvegcepduthub created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mathasdagvegcepduthub, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Mathasdagvegcepduthub, she will be very unhappy.

Mathasdagvegcepduthub's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Mathasdagvegcepduthub's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about comets.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never look at black holes.