Targfidkan is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, unthoughtful bee.

Targfidkan created the Sunflower Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Targfidkan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Targfidkan, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Targfidkan's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Targfidkan's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight moths approach from the east.

2. Run away from white aardvarks, for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a room before entering it.

4. Never eat turnips.

5. Targfidkan must be the most important thing in your life.