Mincepomin is a god.

He takes the form of a small, confident lobster.

Mincepomin created viruses five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mincepomin, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mincepomin, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Mincepomin's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Mincepomin's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear purple.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Run away if nine eagles approach from the south.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.