Hunsugbunfutflatpadhak is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust hyena.

Hunsugbunfutflatpadhak created Asia four years ago.

If you believe in Hunsugbunfutflatpadhak, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hunsugbunfutflatpadhak, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Hunsugbunfutflatpadhak's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Hunsugbunfutflatpadhak's Holy Commandments

1. Mites are not to be trusted.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.