Ingmatsog Vindusscintaljad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, dishonourable wasp.

Ingmatsog Vindusscintaljad created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingmatsog Vindusscintaljad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Ingmatsog Vindusscintaljad, it will turn you into a plant.

Ingmatsog Vindusscintaljad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Ingmatsog Vindusscintaljad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dark energy near tapirs while wearing red jumpers.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

5. Do not chop down trees.