Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, able gerbil.

Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav created a Higgs boson three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav, it will jump up and down on your head.

Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Dudmobarnbonkstanjinshav in the centre of the settlement.

2. Draw representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about electromagnetism near hamsters while wearing purple ear rings.