Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, tiresome wyvern.

Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban created the solar system eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban, it will turn you into a snail.

Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Put Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban first in all things.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Always obey Flanhogapplikarndusskon Ominlistban's priests.

5. Do not sprint in public.