Pannurljad is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, awesome mole.

Pannurljad created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Pannurljad, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Pannurljad, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pannurljad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Pannurljad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pannurljad.

2. Do not speak about parsnips.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate foxes.

4. Do not eat turnips.

5. Never think about amino acids.