Motkintom is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, annoying dog.

Motkintom created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Motkintom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Motkintom, it will try to impress you with trees.

Motkintom's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Motkintom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Retreat if nine gulls approach from the east.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in red.

5. Do not trade with those who eat corn.