Kombadbog is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, merciful bat.

Kombadbog created a charm quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kombadbog, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kombadbog, she will not care at all.

Kombadbog's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Kombadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Always help dolphins in need.

2. Always look after injured cats.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not covet oxen.