Sugnakhot is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless owl.

Sugnakhot created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugnakhot, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Sugnakhot, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sugnakhot's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Sugnakhot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sugnakhot on top of all buildings.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Hide from yellow otters for they are unholy.

4. Never feed lentils to bats while wearing green tights.

5. Always stare at clouds.