Gepjancen Kadhudpitdap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, astonishing dragonfly.

Gepjancen Kadhudpitdap created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gepjancen Kadhudpitdap, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Gepjancen Kadhudpitdap, it will be very sad.

Gepjancen Kadhudpitdap's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Gepjancen Kadhudpitdap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never feed lots of coconuts to snails while wearing green jumpers.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate rats.