Bogsadwon is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, temperamental ant.

Bogsadwon created the planet Mars seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogsadwon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Bogsadwon, it will turn you into a goat.

Bogsadwon's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Bogsadwon's Holy Commandments

1. Put Bogsadwon first in all things.

2. Feed all hungry mice.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. Do not take Bogsadwon's name in vain.

5. Never sprint in holy places.