Yokcubpog is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, flying dove.

Yokcubpog created Asia twelve years ago.

If you believe in Yokcubpog, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Yokcubpog, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Yokcubpog's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yokcubpog's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate seals.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Yokcubpog.

3. Never feed lots of spinach to hamsters while wearing violet boots.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep three doves in a large pit.