Yattzogsid is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, happy wren.

Yattzogsid created bats six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yattzogsid, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Yattzogsid, he will strike you with lightening.

Yattzogsid's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Yattzogsid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

3. Never write about thermodynamics.

4. Worship no other gods but Yattzogsid.

5. Always help gulls in need.