Cepmisfas Libbanhas is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, astonishing aardvark.

Cepmisfas Libbanhas created the Tadpole Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Cepmisfas Libbanhas, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cepmisfas Libbanhas, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Cepmisfas Libbanhas' most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Cepmisfas Libbanhas' Holy Commandments

1. Always wear orange.

2. Worship no other gods but Cepmisfas Libbanhas.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.