Quimsagfom is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, astonishing pigeon.

Quimsagfom created energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quimsagfom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Quimsagfom, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Quimsagfom's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Quimsagfom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large iron sculpture of Quimsagfom on top of all buildings.

2. Never look at comets.

3. Do not dye your hair orange.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not hurt monkeys.