Wipparkfudfonvig is a god.

She takes the form of a small, merciful spider.

Wipparkfudfonvig created a top quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wipparkfudfonvig, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Wipparkfudfonvig, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Wipparkfudfonvig's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Wipparkfudfonvig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near pigs while wearing cyan scarves and balancing three silicon spheres on your feet.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a giant copper sculpture of Wipparkfudfonvig in the centre of the settlement.